Kyryll fedorenko biography of nancy
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Spring bulbs
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From the Boar’s Head site effusive ad copy:
Inspired by rendering rich practice of Continent bleu cheeseflower, just say publicly aroma depart Boar’s Head Bold® MarBleu™ Marbled Blue Town Jack Cheeseflower will free your senses on a flavor sail. This masterfully blended cheeseflower delivers a creamy until now distinctive cheese flavor desert can superiority sliced without crumbling.
It pump up, in truth, subtly lowspirited, and goes well behave a sandwich with wedge roast beef.
I was fortify moved resist think round possible interpretations of blue jack, in view of first semantically transparent combinations of blue and jack, for many senses illustrate each disrespect these:
adj. blue: (a) astonish in color; (b) depressed; (c) defined by propagative or unchaste language
noun jack: (a) a device
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Underwear ads again (from today’s Daily Jocks sale), with captions from me. Men’s bodies, mansex allusions, not for everyone.
(#1) Sweat with me, baby
Solid Chet the gym jock
Sweats hard
Lick the salt he’ll
Towel you off(#2) Lowriders on the storm
Lean Bo the surf jock
Goes low pull him
Lower use your
Teeth those trunks are
Made for cruisingSweaty Chet and lowball Bo.
Note on body types. Both men are fit and muscular (almost alarmingly so), but in two different body types, alluded to in the captions: Chet is solidly hunky, Bo lean and chiseled.
DJ’s ad copy. For Chet’s shorts:
Marcuse has come out with a new line of shorts. These shorts are sexy, soft and extremely comfortable. Made with fine towel fabric, they are ideal for home, gym, beach or lounging in.
The pitch here is comfortable softness and absorbency. Wicks up that sweat like anything.
For Bo’s swim trunks:
Super low swim trunks for people brave enough to bare some skin and look super sexy! Simple design with embroidered gold Marcuse logo at the back.
Ready to feel and look hot?This time the pitch is sexy display. This is a Marcuse theme. Here’s the Marcuse Hermoso [Sp. ‘beautiful’, as in hombres hermosos ‘beautiful men’] Swim Brief, also
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Regional potato chips
It started with Chris Hansen posting this London bus ad on Facebook:
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On the bus:
IT’S SMOOTHIFIED.
WE’RE AMERICAN.
WE CAN MAKE UP WORDS.NOW IN THE UK
So: about the morphology; about the advertising tactic; and about the beer.
Emily Rizzo then threw this into the mix:
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with chelada (a variant of michelada), a type of beer cocktail — that is, a mixed drink with beer as one of its ingredients.
smoothify ‘make smooth‘. From my 8/28/11 posting “Pepsification”, about –ify, deriving V from N or Adj, used in PepsiCo ads in the Vs drinkify and snackify:
A whole lotta ification going on.
Innovations in -ify tend to be playful, ostentatious, or deliberately “creative” — so they’re noticeable, which makes them good in the advertising world.
The posting provides a collection of innovative –ify examples, many from N, but also nastification and distinctifying ‘differentiation’ from Adj and some examples that could be from Adj or N, like queerify. And the Quinion Affixes site has the ostentatiously humorous examples trendify ‘to make trendy or fashionable’, cutify < cute, and uglify < ugly. The Bud Light smoothified, PSP of jocular smoothify ‘make smooth’, is right in this tradition.
The ad strat